What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 13:53
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Dr No
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.